Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
everyone is like responding to anons and stuff and im here like…. look at my horse my horse is amazing give it a lick m— *SHUT UP SHANNEN NO ONE LIKES YOU!!*
what if the voice in your head is actually the voice of the demon that possesses you
Well mine needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning
But what if the voice in your head is the voice of the person you don’t know you’re possessing
it still needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning